Everybody's Trying to be My Villian

Everybody's trying to be my villian

And I was unaware of the vacancy

Some people predict bad news and hope it never happens

And others are content to assume authority

And maybe someday I will not be destitute 

And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

Oh, everybody's trying to be my villian

The line keeps getting longer and that can not be good

I guess I should be grateful for all the attention

I guess I should be bitter that I'm never understood

I asked them for a hand and they lifted a finger

Due to some concerns about losing their grip

I understood completely and thanked them for the effort

But I'm not one for breaking bottles on a sinken ship

And maybe someday I will not be destitute 

And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot

Everybody's trying to be my villian

Everybody's trying to be my villian

Everybody's trying to be my villian

-Golden Shoulders

...damn