And I was unaware of the vacancy
Some people predict bad news and hope it never happens
And others are content to assume authority
And maybe someday I will not be destitute
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot
Oh, everybody's trying to be my villian
The line keeps getting longer and that can not be good
I guess I should be grateful for all the attention
I guess I should be bitter that I'm never understood
I asked them for a hand and they lifted a finger
Due to some concerns about losing their grip
I understood completely and thanked them for the effort
But I'm not one for breaking bottles on a sinken ship
And maybe someday I will not be destitute
And I will be kicked by a better brand of boot
Everybody's trying to be my villian
Everybody's trying to be my villian
Everybody's trying to be my villian
-Golden Shoulders
...damn